Rainstorm Explorer Gifts

'We have pitches available,are you a swimmer or a non swimmer...'

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Pushy Dog

Golf with a difference

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Workaholic on holiday

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Dancing woman

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim