Storm Art Explorer Prints

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Painting clouds

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Antiques

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

Award-Winning Photographer.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Abstract portrait art.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"It must be pouring outside."

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'