Storied-shopper Gifts

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Everything's gone up."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'