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'I'll take it!'

"Cat box"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The practical psychopath

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Sumo Love.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

Shakespeare reading.

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'