Milfred enjoyed standing in the middle of shopping malls and being a love directory.
Retail Browsing T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that capture the retail browsing spirit with clever slogans and fun graphics. Great for casual wear on shopping trips or as an amusing gift for the retail enthusiast in your life.
"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
Multi-Generational Books
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
The practical psychopath
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."
Myths and legends...
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.
Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.
"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."
We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...
"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"
Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!
Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser
"Did you ask for the large print edition?"
A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."
Self Help and Self Hindrance Books
"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"
Telling Self to Buzz Off
"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"
The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand
Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!
Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog
"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."
World politics book: Who's taking out whom
The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie
Shakespeare reading.
Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
Retail Browsing T-Shirts Collection
Retail Browsing Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for retail enthusiasts—perfect for their morning coffee or tea. Click here to find the ideal humorous or witty design.
Retail Browsing Pillows
Comfort and humor combine in our retail-themed pillows. Perfect for brightening up any space with a touch of shopping whimsy.
Retail Browsing Prints
Find eye-catching prints that celebrate retail therapy. Ideal for decorating or gifting to store lovers who enjoy playful, artistic designs.