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'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Mall of ages

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'No thanks, just looking.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'You must have something in my size?'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!