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'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Mall of ages

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'No thanks, just looking.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'You must have something in my size?'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?