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"Oh, God! It's really been one of those days!"

'Do you have a pet store in this mall?' 'Oh, no! I like them all!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"It's my turn to do the dishes, but I'm going to the mall. If you do them for me, I'll owe you a big favor."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Mistaken identity.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Mall of ages

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'