Retail Shopping T-Shirts

Super Homeworld

'You mean - this ISN'T the men's fitting room at Marks and Sparks??'

Price check on (barcode)!

'No thanks, just looking.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Post Brexit food shortages start to bite

the spitting cactus...

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Larry's used art

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Toadstools

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."