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"...ok, let's vote. Who's in favour of naming the Church gift shop 'Jesus Christ Superstore'?"

Larry's used art

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"How was work?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."