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I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Larry's used art

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Home depot."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"We should have taken the cubicles."

HR - Helping Relationships

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

How Amazon was invented

Hardy Annuals