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I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Larry's used art

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"How was work?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

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"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

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