Store Assistants Gifts

'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

That one's alligator.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Killer Executive Suits.

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"My assistant will show you the ropes."