Store Assistants Prints

'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

That one's alligator.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Killer Executive Suits.

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

InIn by-products.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

In - Out - Pending.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"You know you're getting old when..."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Not much money, glory, or praise