Storage Facility Worker Pillows

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Time Clock

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Up your end.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Health and Safety Guidelines.

Book Neck

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Children line up to talk to Santa

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Four mechanics working on a car

Pork Lift

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

And it stores easily under your bed...