Distribution Center Worker Pillows

Bananas - "I had to let the new lad go - he kept chuckin out the bent ones."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Time Clock

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

Up your end.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Health and Safety Guidelines.

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Children line up to talk to Santa

Pork Lift

Too much packaging

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Job Creation Department - Door in need of a handle

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"

Founder of overnight delivery system is Santa Claus.