Distribution Center Worker Prints

Bananas - "I had to let the new lad go - he kept chuckin out the bent ones."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Time Clock

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

Up your end.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

Health and Safety Guidelines.

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"It's just not the same."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Children line up to talk to Santa

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

Too much packaging

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Pork Lift

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

Job Creation Department - Door in need of a handle

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"