Storage Facility Worker Mugs

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

Time Clock

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

Up your end.

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Health and Safety Guidelines.

Book Neck

"It's just not the same."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Children line up to talk to Santa

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Pork Lift

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

Four mechanics working on a car

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."