Stoner With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Pass that."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Drunken singers in a public house

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Stoned Henge

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Kitty stoners.

Mashed potatoes...

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Fried Chicken.

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

"Dude, don't say it..."

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

'...never take anything for granite!'

Light Switch

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Daybreak at bulb camp

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

'That's not what I meant when I told you to sell high.'

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"