Stoner With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"Pass that."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Drunken singers in a public house

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Stoned Henge

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Kitty stoners.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Mashed potatoes...

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

"Dude, don't say it..."

Fried Chicken.

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

'...never take anything for granite!'

Light Switch

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Daybreak at bulb camp

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

'That's not what I meant when I told you to sell high.'

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"