Stoner Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Stoned.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Pass that."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

A man selling a horse to an older lady

Stoned Henge

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Kitty stoners.

"Very few leave the grove!"

Mother Hubbard 2011

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Mashed potatoes...

Thatcher's child

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Not what he meant.

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Fried Chicken.

'Walking with cavemen? - I'm sleeping with one.'

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

Courting A Spinster.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'