Stoner Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Stoned.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Pass that."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Stoned Henge

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Kitty stoners.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

Mashed potatoes...

Thatcher's child

Not what he meant.

"Very few leave the grove!"

"When was this license issued?"

Mother Hubbard 2011

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

'Walking with cavemen? - I'm sleeping with one.'

Fried Chicken.

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Courting A Spinster.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure