Stoner Aficionado Pillows

The Stoned Age

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Bug hanging up stockings

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"Pass that."

"You've got night fever."

Abacus.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

The beer idea.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Stock market worries.

Wild and crazy salmon

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Stoned Henge

Kitty stoners.

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Cricket ball deliveries

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."

'I wish you'd show so much passion at home!'

Fried Chicken.

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."