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The Stoned Age

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The Missing Sock Returns

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Bug hanging up stockings

"Pass that."

Abacus.

"You've got night fever."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

The beer idea.

Stock market worries.

Wild and crazy salmon

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Stoned Henge

Kitty stoners.

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Cricket ball deliveries

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."

'I wish you'd show so much passion at home!'

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."