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Kitty stoners.

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

Fried Chicken.

Zombie standup

The Rooster Comedian.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Am I sensing fear?"

Girl in cow onesie.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Pass that."

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Optometrist Humor

Moon Line UP

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

"He's surprisingly sensitive about heckling."

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

Woman breaks up with two-headed man.