Comical Stoner Pillows

"Pass that."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Stoned Henge

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Kitty stoners.

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Mashed potatoes...

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Fried Chicken.

How scientists classify the Elements vs how students classify the Elements.

'That's not what I meant when I told you to sell high.'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

"More nicotine."

"It doesn't really matter if I take a wrong pill - I probably have something that needs it anyway!"

'The math is simple... for every smoking lounge we provide we save on seventy-six pensions.'

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

Mashed Potatoes.

CARBON DATING: 'Now let me see, we can do a one night stand with 2 oxygens, a long weekend with 4 hydrogens or a same sex carbon orgy.'

'Stoned.'

Cigarette butts.

Smoke Screen

'It's dreadful being out of work - I just hand around all day, drinking tea and smoking. . .'

"You certainly keep the smoking section well away from the non-smoking"

Man farting CH4 in a chemical laboratory

'Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine.'

"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"

Please Keep Dogs Off Grass