Comical Stoner Pillows

Tried Pot

"Pass that."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Stoned Henge

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Kitty stoners.

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

Mashed potatoes...

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Fried Chicken.

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

How scientists classify the Elements vs how students classify the Elements.

'That's not what I meant when I told you to sell high.'

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

"It doesn't really matter if I take a wrong pill - I probably have something that needs it anyway!"

'You think Jim's okay? He's been sat like that since I passed him the apple bong.'

'The math is simple... for every smoking lounge we provide we save on seventy-six pensions.'

"More nicotine."

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

Mashed Potatoes.

'Stoned.'

Cigarette butts.

CARBON DATING: 'Now let me see, we can do a one night stand with 2 oxygens, a long weekend with 4 hydrogens or a same sex carbon orgy.'

Smoke Screen

'It's dreadful being out of work - I just hand around all day, drinking tea and smoking. . .'

"You certainly keep the smoking section well away from the non-smoking"

Man farting CH4 in a chemical laboratory

'Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine.'

"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"