Stone Tool Historian Mugs

Meals on Wheels

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

A gift to complete the man cave.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

A Utility Knife.

The Wonder Of It All

Stone Age Driving Test

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Look Up.

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"Don't bother your father right now. He's depressed."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Unlucky sculpture.