Traditional Tool Appreciator Mugs

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Scot holding a heart.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

Nail Ambush

Man in a modern art gallery, stopped at window.

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

Swizz army knife.

Exhaust repair

"It all started with him wanting a pocket for his spare bolts."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Bavaria

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

Early Power Saws

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

'Remember son, measure twice, cut once...'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'