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'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The First Cone of Shame.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

A gift to complete the man cave.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Oog is backing up all our files.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Oh, ho ... Here comes that boring guy!

The Wonder Of It All

Stone Age Driving Test

A Utility Knife.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Look Up.

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

"Don't bother your father right now. He's depressed."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Unlucky sculpture.

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.