Stone Age Snarker Pillows

The First Art Critic

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Early on-line shopping

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Early House Hunting.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

FedRex

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

One Thing is Free

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'We're renovating.'

Paddlithic Period

Caveman transporting boulder.

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."