Stone Age Snarker Gifts

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Early on-line shopping

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

Early House Hunting.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

FedRex

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'We're renovating.'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Caveman transporting boulder.

"I really don't care who you were with before. This is pre-history."

Paddlithic Period