Safety Snarker Gifts

Celebrate the safety snarker’s sharp wit with our creatively crafted collection. Here you'll find products that combine humor and safety awareness, making every gift a clever statement. Ideal for those who love to joke about safety procedures while showing their personality. Whether it’s for a workplace prank, a personal laugh, or a fun reminder, our items turn safety snark into a playful art.

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'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment'.'

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment'.' mockup

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment'.'

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'These childproof vials! I CAN'T GET MY TRANQUILIZERS OPEN!!'

'These childproof vials! I CAN'T GET MY TRANQUILIZERS OPEN!!' mockup

'These childproof vials! I CAN'T GET MY TRANQUILIZERS OPEN!!'

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?' mockup

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

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Safety Barriers

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'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.' mockup

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

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A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass." mockup

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

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Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules. mockup

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

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"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful." mockup

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

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"OSHA is going to hear about this!" mockup

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

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"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?" mockup

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

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'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?' mockup

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

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'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?' mockup

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments. mockup

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

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Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time mockup

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

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"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me." mockup

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

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Laboratory- risk assessor

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"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping." mockup

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

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"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt." mockup

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

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"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us." mockup

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

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Big bumpers.

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Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

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"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!" mockup

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

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'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?' mockup

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

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'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.' mockup

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

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Safe harbour

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'No, you cannot borrow the car.'

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A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point". mockup

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

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Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.' mockup

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

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"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!" mockup

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

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'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.' mockup

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

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Safety Snarker Gifts Collection

Safety Snarker Mugs

Discover our collection of safety snarker mugs, perfect for humorous mornings and cheeky safety slogans. Click to find your favorite witty mug.

Safety Snarker Pillows

Explore our collection of safety snarker pillows, blending comfort and comedy. Spruce up your space with these playful, witty accents.

Safety Snarker Prints

Check out our safety snarker prints for humorous wall art that adds personality and laughs to your home or office decor.

Safety Snarker T-Shirts

Browse our safety snarker T-shirts, where wit meets safety humor in stylish designs. Find the perfect humorous tee today.