Stone Age Cooks Gifts

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

The first car accident.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Oog is backing up all our files.

"Too much club."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"I was in a different place then."

Monolithopoly.

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

Stone Age Driving Test

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

Before paper and scissors were invented...

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

"Don't bother your father right now. He's depressed."

A guide to ancient instruments.

"It's our son's Christmas list."

Boulder Car

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

The Barefoot Cro-magnon.

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'