Stone Age Cooks Gifts

Looking for a gift that will make a Stone Age cook smile? Our collection celebrates prehistoric culinary enthusiasts with humorous and thoughtful items. Perfect for those who love cooking, paleo diets, or just enjoy a bit of ancient humor. From mugs to prints, find something to suit their wild culinary spirit.

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'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.' mockup

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

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The first car accident.

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

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"Too much club."

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"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing." mockup

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

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'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.' mockup

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

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"Grog understand supply and demand." mockup

"Grog understand supply and demand."

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Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal mockup

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

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"I was in a different place then." mockup

"I was in a different place then."

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Monolithopoly.

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'Could you read that back to me, please?'

'Could you read that back to me, please?' mockup

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

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Stone Age Driving Test

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"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?" mockup

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

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"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'." mockup

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

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'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...' mockup

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'

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'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?' mockup

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

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"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators." mockup

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

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"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes." mockup

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

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Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

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'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.' mockup

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

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"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

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'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?' mockup

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

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"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out." mockup

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

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Before paper and scissors were invented...

Before paper and scissors were invented... mockup

Before paper and scissors were invented...

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This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty. mockup

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

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"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!" mockup

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

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"Don't bother your father right now. He's depressed."

"Don't bother your father right now. He's depressed." mockup

"Don't bother your father right now. He's depressed."

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"It's our son's Christmas list."

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Boulder Car

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A guide to ancient instruments.

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"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible." mockup

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

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The Barefoot Cro-magnon.

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'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?' mockup

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'

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The Invention Of Insurance

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Stone Age Cooks Gifts Collection

Stone Age Cooks Mugs

Explore our collection of stone age cook mugs—fun, witty, and perfect for the kitchen or as a gift for your culinary caveman or cavewoman.

Stone Age Cooks Pillows

Decorate their home with cozy pillows featuring stone age cooking humor—great for adding a primitive touch to any room.

Stone Age Cooks Prints

Explore our vibrant prints celebrating stone age cooks—ideal for kitchen walls or giving a fun prehistoric twist to their decor.

Stone Age Cooks T-Shirts

Find the ideal stone age cook t-shirt—witty and comfortable, perfect for whichever prehistoric kitchen adventure they’re on.