Stone Age Sustenance Seeker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the stone age sustenance seeker? Discover witty, creative products that celebrate primal appetites with a fun, contemporary edge. Perfect for anyone fascinated by early diets and prehistoric fun.

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"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible." mockup

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

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'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.' mockup

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

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"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!" mockup

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!' mockup

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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Ideas Ahead of their Time

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"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal." mockup

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

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OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!' mockup

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

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Pyramid catflap...

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"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!" mockup

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

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"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan."

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'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.' mockup

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

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'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.' mockup

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

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'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!' mockup

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

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Mammoth Posing

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'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.' mockup

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

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"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing." mockup

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

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'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?' mockup

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

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'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.' mockup

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

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Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.' mockup

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

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"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll." mockup

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

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"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

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"Comments are turned off."

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"I love it!"

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Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel mockup

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

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'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!' mockup

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

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'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!' mockup

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

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"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh." mockup

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

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"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck." mockup

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

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'Don't believe everything you read.' mockup

'Don't believe everything you read.'

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Cave Painter

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'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.' mockup

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

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"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!" mockup

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

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Books on tablets.

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Stone Age Sustenance Seeker Gifts Collection

Stone Age Sustenance Seeker Mugs

Explore our collection of stone age sustenance mugs for a daily dose of prehistoric humor and clever design, perfect for coffee lovers with a sense of fun.

Stone Age Sustenance Seeker Pillows

Bring prehistoric humor into your loved one's home decor with our stone age sustenance pillows, featuring clever designs that add comfort and fun to any space.

Stone Age Sustenance Seeker Prints

Browse our wall art prints celebrating stone age sustenance with humorous and artistic designs—perfect to add a quirky, prehistoric touch to any room.

Stone Age Sustenance Seeker T-Shirts

Discover our stone age sustenance seeker t-shirts, blending ancient themes with witty graphics for a fun, casual look that celebrates early diets.