Stone Age Sustenance Seeker Mugs

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pyramid catflap...

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Mammoth Posing

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Comments are turned off."

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Cave Painter

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Books on tablets.