Stone Age Survivor Mugs

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

"Sharp sticks! Gotta love modern technology."

'Yesterday he invented the wheel, today it rolled over his foot.'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Too much club."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"