Stone Age Survivalist Mugs

'Oh man... I hate fast food!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Boulder Car

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

Just a little seasoning...

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Too much club."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.