Stone Age Chef Mugs

'Oh, my wife invented that -- it's for mashing potatoes.'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Those Were The Days

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Old Spice

Oog has invented the organization chart.

I don

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Scales

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"This is what I use for social media."

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Fire first discovered here B.C.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

Hunter-gatherers unclear on the concept

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'