Stone Age Chef Prints

'Oh, my wife invented that -- it's for mashing potatoes.'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Those Were The Days

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Old Spice

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Scales

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"This is what I use for social media."

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

Fire first discovered here B.C.

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'