Stocktaking Gifts

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The fate of the emigrant

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Wall St. or True Love.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'