Stocktaking Mugs

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The fate of the emigrant

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Wall St. or True Love.

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'