A centipede's Christmas stockings
Stocking Mugs
Kick off the festive cheer with our stocking-themed mugs, designed to brighten up holiday mornings with humor and warmth. Perfect for hot cocoa or coffee lovers, these mugs make a charming gift for anyone who loves a good laugh during the holidays.
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
Why do you need so many computers?
Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.
"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"
"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.
Bug hanging up stockings
"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"
Prepper Dog
'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'
Top - Perhaps
'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'
Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.
Christmas Cow.
Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.
'Not a shed, just a shop.'
'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'
"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."
"Joey, can you help me out here?"
"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."
Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.
Home For Sale - TP Included
'Blast these cuts!'
"I can't get these new codes straight!"
Santa Claus
"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."
'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'
'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'
Tickle Fight At The OK Corral
Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking
'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'
"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."
'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'
Stocking Mugs Collection
Stocking Pillows
Browse our charming holiday pillows featuring stocking designs, great for adding a cozy, humorous touch to your seasonal decor and gifts.
Stocking Prints
Check out our festive prints inspired by stockings, ideal for decorating or giving as a stylish holiday gift to brighten any space.
Stocking T-Shirts
Discover our range of stocking-inspired t-shirts, perfect for festive casual wear. Find something witty or cute to make holiday gatherings even more fun.