Stocking T-Shirts

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Why do you need so many computers?

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Bug hanging up stockings

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Top - Perhaps

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

Christmas Cow.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

'Blast these cuts!'

Home For Sale - TP Included

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

Santa Claus

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

"Hey! It's rude to finish other people's sentences!"