Stocking Surprise Fan Gifts

Christmas Stockings with Odor Eaters

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Michael McIntyre.

'He's been shot!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Hole Sale

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.