Stocking Surprise Fan Gifts

Christmas Stockings with Odor Eaters

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Canine Comedians

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'He's been shot!'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Hole Sale