Stock Market Spectator Gifts

'In this business you can't motivate top staff with huge salaries. It's the bonuses and share options that really count.'

Stock Losses of the Rich and Famous.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"It somehow makes our financial collapse more real when witnessed in 4K HDR OLED."

'Times are hard m'dear, I'm afraid that at least one of the butlers will have to go...'

'Relax! I said my stomach was churning, not your account.'

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

'Did you remember my fiscal stimulus?'

Stock Market

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'