Stock Market Romantics T-Shirts

Wall St. or True Love.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

William Wordsworth

The church of our lady of wall street.

It's the thought that counts!

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

Kissing on the golf course

Lovers dressed as pears

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

"This could be the start of something big."

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'It was love at first sight!'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

"I don't love you any less. It's just a decrease in the rate of increase."

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

Romance in Yellow

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

'HARRHARRHARR! Finally! The stock that arouses a feeling of happiness even when it becomes completely worthless!'

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

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