Stock Market Romantics Gifts

Wall St. or True Love.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

It's the thought that counts!

William Wordsworth

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

The church of our lady of wall street.

Kissing on the golf course

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Lovers dressed as pears

"This could be the start of something big."

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

'It was love at first sight!'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

"I don't love you any less. It's just a decrease in the rate of increase."

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

Congratulations on your Civil Partnership

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

Romance in Yellow

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'