Stock Market Jester Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their living space with our stock market jester pillows. These witty designs bring comfy humor to any investor's sofa or office chair, making market talk more fun.

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'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.' mockup

'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

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"Now, where was I?"

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'There's been a slight devaluation.' mockup

'There's been a slight devaluation.'

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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"...here, to explain it all is a leading schizophrenia expert."

"...here, to explain it all is a leading schizophrenia expert." mockup

"...here, to explain it all is a leading schizophrenia expert."

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"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees."

"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees." mockup

"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees."

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"We have different investment strategies, but we're still drinking buddies."

"We have different investment strategies, but we're still drinking buddies." mockup

"We have different investment strategies, but we're still drinking buddies."

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'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.' mockup

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

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'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.' mockup

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

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Investments.

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'One look at you and I thought 'footsie world stock fund.''

'One look at you and I thought 'footsie world stock fund.'' mockup

'One look at you and I thought 'footsie world stock fund.''

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"Hey... the recycle bin is full of shares."

"Hey... the recycle bin is full of shares." mockup

"Hey... the recycle bin is full of shares."

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"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!" mockup

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

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You think you have feelings of worthlessness? You ought to see my portfolio!

You think you have feelings of worthlessness? You ought to see my portfolio! mockup

You think you have feelings of worthlessness? You ought to see my portfolio!

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'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!' mockup

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

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"That new drug causes flatulence." mockup

"That new drug causes flatulence."

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...this is what we called a seasonal downturn.

...this is what we called a seasonal downturn. mockup

...this is what we called a seasonal downturn.

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'Please come back in...our shares are dropping fast.'

'Please come back in...our shares are dropping fast.' mockup

'Please come back in...our shares are dropping fast.'

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'Believe me, sir - Entertainment is a very serious business!'

'Believe me, sir - Entertainment is a very serious business!' mockup

'Believe me, sir - Entertainment is a very serious business!'

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You're as sound as my investment portfolio!

You're as sound as my investment portfolio! mockup

You're as sound as my investment portfolio!

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'Welcome stockholders of 'Worldwide Novelty Products'.'

'Welcome stockholders of 'Worldwide Novelty Products'.' mockup

'Welcome stockholders of 'Worldwide Novelty Products'.'

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Smutty Stocks for Smutty Times!

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'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.'

'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.' mockup

'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.'

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"So how long have you worked on Wall Street?"

"So how long have you worked on Wall Street?" mockup

"So how long have you worked on Wall Street?"

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin." mockup

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

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'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!' mockup

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

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"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

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