Stock Market Hurricane Rider Gifts

"The dealer will allow me to return the limo if my investments go bad."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Animal worries.

Wall Street In Jail

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Low-Rent Stockholders

'Well, that rather depends on what you mean by assets!'

"I had to quit my job as a day trader."

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'