Stock Market Sprinter Gifts

'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'

'Until that stabilizes, we will be monitoring your doses of market news.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Runner Bean...

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Gold Crisis

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

The turbulent euro.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'Thinking about investing right now... my recommended position on the market is fetal.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'Sounds good to me, Frank. I'll have my money get in touch with your money.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

'My problem is, I lost my first million before I made my first million.'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.