Investment Wave Rider Gifts

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I gotta be me!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Coronavirus Waves

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Dow's up!"

'Another nice wave.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

The Stock Market.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

Surfing alien.

An old lady Kitesurfing

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

The Day Trader

"Hang in there, pal. I launched a crowdfunding website for you."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Ski Surfing

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Capitalism.

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."