Investment Wave Rider Pillows

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I gotta be me!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Coronavirus Waves

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Dow's up!"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Another nice wave.'

The Stock Market.

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Surfing alien.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

The Day Trader

Capitalism.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Ski Surfing

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"