Stile Navigator Gifts

Stuck in the stile.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

Titanic: How's my steering.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"This translation app isn't working."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Set sail

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Celestial Navigation